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A LIST OF NEVER-DO’S


The book features 20 "Never-do's" that children,

and anyone else for that matter, should beware of.

Never poke fingers in places they're not meant to go.
Never take an egg from a mother duck.
Never attempt to hold the nose of an elephant.
Never play with a brand new bottle of glue.
Never goose a moose.
Never leave two or more stings alone together.
Never pick your nose without some tissues where you sit.
Never eat cookies and crackers in your bed.
Never think you can shave an ape no matter how hairy.
Never leave a bug in a jar in your room at night.
Never write on your body with any kind of pen.
Never pet an alligator on the nose.
Never try to put clothes on a slithering snake.
Never buy a diamond necklace for a giraffe.
Never get into a boxing match with a kangaroo.
Never go on grownup errands with your mom and dad.
Never kiss a cow on the lips.
Never put things in your mouth just because they look good to eat.
Never try to wake a sleeping bear.
Never go to bed when you're angry with someone.


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